So all I can say is that this story is true, and Harry was a down-to-earth guy who never exaggerated.
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And, as Harry said, it wasn't fully hard. Willem Dafoes dick is so fucking big that they had to hire a stunt dick because while he was willing to do full frontal in a movie he was in, the director. Not record-holding, not eight inches completely. SInatra was washing his still-tumescent cock at the sink, and as he did it he was complaining to Harry about "that bitch." No embarrassment.Īnd Harry said it was impressive. Sinatra stood up and went to the men's room, and Harry (naturally) took a break and followed. It was a darkish place where they were sitting, private. Harry (the pianist) said he couldn't take his eyes off Sinatra, and it was evident the data was playing with him and eventually was jerking him off under the table cloth. The guy was playing piano at a club Sinatra was at with a "bimbo," after or during the Ava breakup. by AnonymousĪ friend of mine actually saw Frank Sinatra's cock. As far as seeing a bulge that was actually impressive and not 3 inches hanging to one side, John Ireland shows clear hanging dick in some of his acting appearances. It was even mentioned in one of the SNL books- he took it out and slapped it down on the table in his dressing room. Many people have shared stories about seeing Milton Berle's and everyone has been impressed. It's almost impossible not to, unless you harness your package in place in the middle and have a custom tailored extra-roomy gusset. Others, well, if you are an average guy who freeballs and/or dresses to one side, and you pull your pants up like an adult, you are going to have a bulge. Yeah, a 5 inch flaccid is above average, but if a 3-4 inch flaccid guy has a 5-6 inch erection, it's a huge leap to think a guy with an inch or 2 more hanging is going grow to double his size.Īs far as bulges go, many of them show a package but no distinct hanging penis- could be all balls. Outside of that all we have are anecdotes and some impressive flaccid and semi-flaccid fluffed penises, mostly attached to skinny men. of course it looks huge when the camera zooms on a tiny woman with small hands and it's attached to a super skinny guy who is bald. He is under 8 inches and his girth is slightly above average. He is big, but if you watch him in his video when he's walking around the kitchen you can see a straight on shot from the side with other objects as good size references. I've always known women couldn't measure, but I'm surprised how many gay men have the same quality.Īs an example, Tommy Lee was mentioned. Guys with a real 9 or so get to play the part of the footlong dong. Most guys in porn are around 7 inches, 8 at the most. It's also funny to watch guys in porn who might be my size at most and people think they have a foot. I could go take a flaccid pic that looks similar to those guys but I am nowhere close to 10 inches. Who knows? There's nothing that screams out that they have a footlong. Judging from their flaccids guys like Neeson or Fassbender could be 6-7 erect or they could be 8. I've yet to see a bulge shot posted here that is outside of the 3-4 inch normal range for flaccid.Īs far as the names who have been seen flaccid or even erect, some are quite large but nowhere close to 12" let alone double digits. If people want to make that the thing they want to talk about, it’s distressing, but that’s their business.” Then he smiled his awesome Willem Dafoe smile, politely shook our hand, and walked away to congratulate Kathryn Bigelow on The Hurt Locker’s win for Best Feature.Can't tell anything from flaccid or bulges. It’s a movie that I think is beautiful and was a joy to make. “I mean, it’s fine if that’s what they want to focus on. “What do you think?” he asked us, probably hypothetically.
So we cornered Dafoe after the ceremony and asked him if he’s sick of all the dick jokes yet. (Dafoe reportedly used a penis double for his nude scenes.) Predictably, a number of one-liners focused on Willem Dafoe’s smashed genitals while declaring Antichrist a “sick-ass” movie, Perez seemed impressed with the notion that it was Dafoe’s real member onscreen: “Well, hellooo, Willem Dafoe!” in her words. I don’t care how long you have the cabin for.” If a self-disembolwing wolf looks you in the face and says ‘Chaos reigns,’ get the fuck out of the there.
Do not go camping with your wife when she’s down in the dumps cause your kid jumped out the window while having sex.ģ. No matter how good the sex is, keep an eye on your child.Ģ. Nobody brought any real zingers, but we did like Nanjani’s three-part bit about the lessons he learned from the movie: “1. The film wasn’t nominated in any categories, but Antichrist jokes were flying fast and furious tonight at the Gotham Awards, thanks to presenter Rosie Perez and host Kumail Nanjiani.
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